Friday, July 29, 2005

I believe the cake has been taken!

I've seen some strange things in the local Christian bookstores (like "Christian" Testa-Mints breath fresheners?!?!). But this item probably wins the prize for the doofiest use of "Christian-izing" some product. What type of Christian would actually buy this product and think that they are doing anything biblical in doing so? Here is a blurb from the website:
In-Souls™ inserts are designed to provide a tangible support to assist Christians to literally "walk in the word of the Lord." Worn in the right shoe, each one provides a related scripture and affirmation. To enhance the spiritual walk with God, the inserts help one to "stand" on His Word, meditating on it day and night. Inserts may be alternated daily to help cultivate the word of God in your life. Look for other In-Souls sets to cover a variety of topics – from trust, obedience, patience and redemption to marriage, work and body image.
For JUST $6.99, you can elevate your walk with Christ to untol heights. You can step all over concepts like LOVE, FAITH, WISDOM or SALVATION.

OR SAVE EVEN MORE by getting the FOUNDATIONAL STEPS FOUR PACK for just $25.00.

Of course, you also need your Christian socks for just $5.00 per pair!

And don't forget to give this "Christian entrepreneur" your hard-earned money to get your "Christian" air freshener.

AND THAT'S NOT ALL. Act now and you can purchase your exclusive "In-Soul Journal" to record every step you take that you take in [Jesus].

Now I must go. I think I'm getting ready to throw up!

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