PERSON 1: "Adam was a superbeing when God created Him. I don’t know whether people even know this, but he was the first superman that ever lived. (PERSON 2 is heard laughing on the set.) First of all, the Scriptures declare clearly that he had dominion over the fowls of the air, the fish of the sea, which means he used to fly."Well, I guess that "proves" it!
PERSON 2: "Wow!"
PERSON 1: "Of course, how can you have dominion over the birds and not be able to do what they do?"
PERSON 2: "Whoa, I mean, wait a minute. PERSON 1, wait a minute."
PERSON 1: "I’ll prove it to you. The word dominion in the Hebrew clearly declares that, if you have dominion over a subject, you can do everything that subject does. In other words, that subject, if it does something that you cannot do, you don’t have dominion over it. I’ll prove it further. Adam not only flew, he flew to space. He used to be . . . He, He, He, He, He, He . . . with one thought He’d be on the moon."
Wait, no it doesn't! Read that last statement again:
"I'll prove it further. Adam not only flew, he flew to space..."THAT'S PROOF in this fairy-tale world of their's???