Friday, May 30, 2008

Preforeordestination and Other Theologicalish Words

Huck Finn once complained about going to church, saying,
Next Sunday, we all went to church, about three mile, everybody a-horseback. The men took their guns along, so did Buck, and kept them between their knees or stood them handy against the wall. The Shepherdsons done the same. It was pretty ornery preaching — all about brotherly love, and such-like tiresomeness; but everybody said it was a good sermon, and they tall talked it over going home, and had such a powerful lot to say about faith, and good works, and free grace, and preforeordestination, and I don't know what else, that it did seem to me to be one of the roughest Sundays I had run across yet (Ch. 18).
Just in case you're wondering about the deep theological meaning behind "preforeordestination" and other such terms in the debate, here are two equal-opportunity-offender dictionaries for both sides of the Calvinist - Anything But Calvinist positions (which includes the Pelagian - Arminian - Semi-Pelagian - Moderate Calvinist - Anabaptist - Yarnell Baptist Calvinist - Caner Baptist Biblicist positions (I know I'm leaving out some of the other "non-Calvinist positions - I apologize).

Calvinist Dictionary

Anything but Calvinist Dictionary

Let the complaints that neither side understands the other begin . . . NOW!

1 comment:

Jamie Steele said...

The Anything but Calvinist dictionary was co written by

Mark Marshall, Phil Addison, all camp meeting preachers, Jerry Vines, most of Tellersville, and many other Biblical scholars.