Monday, February 20, 2006

Bert Publicly Endorses W!

In a remarkable switch from the left-leaning Public Broadcasting System, long-time television personality Bert has gone public with his support of President George W. Bush. There has been no report of censure or disciplinary action by PBS on this icon of public television.

Actually, Bert is leading the local chapter of "W LOVERS." Their theme song is:

Oh what is the letter we love?
The sound that we're extra fond of?
It's not any trouble-you
Know it's a W
When you hear wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh!"

Without this fine wuh sound
You couldn't say wash
Or which, wax, or wiggle
My gosh.

Without this fine wuh sound
Well wink would be ink!
And week would be eek,
Don't you see?
Of course,
A fine word like waffle
Would turn out just "affle" (awful)
Oh W's grand as can be!"

I also appreciate Bert's praise of the "WAFFL." It's good to be recognized by the national media. (Inside joke to three of my (now) four readers!).

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